1.put your bacon in the oven hardly.

2. get your bacon out of the oven.

3.if you have not cooked the bacon for 50 hours then u do not know how to cook bacon.

4.if the bacon still has hair on it than you chose the right pack of bacon.

5.wait 99 hours.

if your pig/bacon is not alive in that amount of time than that is not my fault.

8.if your have planted the bacon correctly then you should see a pig but sticking out of the soil.

9. then you just need to wait 7 minutes for the pig to grow.

10. you will have to feed the pig dirt.

My favourite part of camp was the mud slide because it was really big and it looked like so much fun.The stairs wore very muddy but it was very fun.The mud slide looked bigger then last year.When i went down the mud slide i went flying i went third down the mud slide Logan went second and Conner went first then we had a amazing nice hot shower the end.

one light day in the middle of SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! every one in the pa was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooterribly miserable. because the sun was too how do I say I don’t want to be rude gigantically fat. witch made every one to hot because the sun was so fat it got closer and closer to the ground I am very very sorry sorry sun but you have been eating way to much k.f.c MCdonalds (kids faternig center) and burger king! so maui went to his brothers and said “we have to weave rope with flax so we can bring the sun down and make him go on a diet” now his brothers werent so sure on this but maui but maui bribed them to do it with some burger king they siad “ok fine” “good now lets go”10 MILLION CENTURYS LATER maui sigh we made it we made it finely as the sun rised maui told his brothers to think of some yummy healthy foods to tell to get the sun to eat The sun had rise and maui was ready in fact he had some ideas to tell the sun himself he was going to tell sun to go to tank and get a salad or go to greens and get some fruit and veggies Quick the sun is up maui’s Brothers said okay everyone ready yes Mauis brothers said what are you trying to do to me I’m sorry sun but you are too fat how rude you need to go on a diet uhhhhhhhh what’s a diet it’s when you only eat healthy food why should I listen to you because everyone is getting too hot because you are too big big fine! But only for one day well that’s the thing you have to go on a diet for I don’t know maybe a year at your uhhhh fateness I guess a year!!! I can’t go on a diet for a year said the sun ☀️ where will I eat at greens you can get some fruit and veggies and at tank you can get a salad 🥗 Fine! I’ll go on a diet for a year then if it such a big deal to you! 😊 Thank you sun☀️ see you later Sun

10 MILLION CENTURIES LATER

Yeah it is warm again let’s give three cheers for Maui yay maui yay maui yay maui

THE END

One pitch black stormy night the children of papatuanuku and Ranginui were born I was one of them.Why was it pitch black? I was puzzled.They were tawhirimatea, tangaroa and me tanemahuta.”mum I’m kinda sqiushed in here”I said.But she didn’t listen.A week later we were still stuck in the darkness.”we have to do something about this.”said tangaroa”I agree”said all the other’s.Exsept for one tawhirimatea.Tawhirimatea did not want to seperate his parants he felt very sorry for them.(Athough he was kind of fed up with the darkness and sqishyness).tangaroa tryed but it was no use.All the others tryed but they couldent Either.But then one stood up.tanemahuta!he placed his legs on his mothers body and placed his back on his fathers stomek.After half an hour he flet a sudden movement he kept heving just then they were heved apart.Finaly they were in light tawhirimatea felt sorry for his parants so he went to his father to ask him what to do but he reamed up ther.2 years later he throwed a clok of stars on his father the end.

a long long long time ago there was a village on top of a very tall hill but the bad thing was there days just went to quick so that night māui and his brothers used some flaxs to slow the sun after they climbed the mountain they saw the sun and used the flax to slower the sun. But the sun didn’t like it so he used all his might to break free but māui didn’t let him.boom boom went Maui’s jaw bone and just like that every body was happy but not the The sun he Said in his mind I will get you one day. Well the sun is talking to himself māui is having fun

one day there was a baby called Maui now I no that Maui has no family because his family got kidnapped but Maui was left I don’t now why he was left maybe Maui’s family wanted to get Kidnapped or maybe evil gods took Maui’s family but then a wise man heard Maui crying and he picked Maui up and wrapped his cloak around Maui and then Maui stopped crying and then Maui started to grow and grow until Maui was 06 years old and he saw this young lady and then the young lady saw māui and she yelled to the wise man and said thank you for teching my son oo and to be continued

In the beginning of time papatuanuku and Ranginui made some cheeky children.They were tawirimatea god of the wether tagaroa god of the sea and me tanemahuta god of the plant’s.2 year’s later all was pitch black ”I’m feed up with the dark”I shouted at the tip of my voice ”shh brother mum and are in deep sleep ” ”humf”.tanemahuta was so feed up with the dark then he suddenly saw a very small light flickering out of papatuanuku ear then an idea struck his mind like lightning strucking a croked tree it was to shove his mother and father apart.”huff huff”.After some minute’s he felt a sudden movement he had done it he really did it! Tawirimatea struck lightning across the new land he was flatered that his brother seperated his mum and dad tanemahuta on the other side was very happy that ther was bright light flowing in the sky.Tawirimatea was very cinfust so he glided up to his dad to ask him what to do but he remand up ther and that is how we got storm’s.tagaroa was very happy that ther was light he stayed on his mother and made the sea.Then the light started to fade away and that was the night the mataiki sister’s were born.

One day Maui got bored because all the time the circle Of burning light would doze off to sleep before 24 hours. And Maui Couldn’t do anything like build his Gineapigs cage oh right I’m supposed to do that anyway you get my point.so Maui went to k mart and got and tied the rope to the circle of burning light and heaved and heaved and from then on it was all fine and the sun was sad because he could not get much sleep. And go on holiday to Hawaii the end.

Maui’s home was on a Mountain with his Brothers they were happy, and then the sun annoyed them by making the day fast. So they decided to slow it down with ropes so they could fish, weave and make the day longer. The sun went behind the clouds so they couldn’t hurt him, but they still succeeded in making the sun slow down.

so one day in the village Maui was talking to his brothers, when suddenly something shook the earth…boom! Maui and his brothers came over to this explosion and it was the sun. The sun ate Maui and his brothers and they’ve never been seen again.