In the beginning of time papatuanuku and Ranginui made some cheeky children.They were tawirimatea god of the wether tagaroa god of the sea and me tanemahuta god of the plant’s.2 year’s later all was pitch black ”I’m feed up with the dark”I shouted at the tip of my voice ”shh brother mum and are in deep sleep ” ”humf”.tanemahuta was so feed up with the dark then he suddenly saw a very small light flickering out of papatuanuku ear then an idea struck his mind like lightning strucking a croked tree it was to shove his mother and father apart.”huff huff”.After some minute’s he felt a sudden movement he had done it he really did it! Tawirimatea struck lightning across the new land he was flatered that his brother seperated his mum and dad tanemahuta on the other side was very happy that ther was bright light flowing in the sky.Tawirimatea was very cinfust so he glided up to his dad to ask him what to do but he remand up ther and that is how we got storm’s.tagaroa was very happy that ther was light he stayed on his mother and made the sea.Then the light started to fade away and that was the night the mataiki sister’s were born.

One day Maui got bored because all the time the circle Of burning light would doze off to sleep before 24 hours. And Maui Couldn’t do anything like build his Gineapigs cage oh right I’m supposed to do that anyway you get my point.so Maui went to k mart and got and tied the rope to the circle of burning light and heaved and heaved and from then on it was all fine and the sun was sad because he could not get much sleep. And go on holiday to Hawaii the end.

Maui’s home was on a Mountain with his Brothers they were happy, and then the sun annoyed them by making the day fast. So they decided to slow it down with ropes so they could fish, weave and make the day longer. The sun went behind the clouds so they couldn’t hurt him, but they still succeeded in making the sun slow down.

so one day in the village Maui was talking to his brothers, when suddenly something shook the earth…boom! Maui and his brothers came over to this explosion and it was the sun. The sun ate Maui and his brothers and they’ve never been seen again.

Once upon a time Maui was at the beach by his house.It started to get cold so Maui and his brothers went on a gourney. So they had to go in the cave of doom. They had to pass the hunted house and then they had to go though the woods to get to the sun.So they passed the cave of dome went passed the hunted house and they just made it out of the woods.When Maui and his brothers got there.The sun was just coming up so they had to get ready fast and they got the sun but the sun fighted back so Maui used his fish hock on the sun they just moved the sun and they had more time to get work done.So they can make more food and make some more houses to live in.The end.

On one sunny day I was walking around the school and then I heard something something that can turn into a PEENADO! but suddenly “BING BING BONG, ever body escape from school bye bye” for now said Whaea Teresa to the phone and then the whole school panicked and then the whole world heard your school and then I was shouting “Stop panicking before the PeeDevil comes!!!”…”OK!” said the school. then the Peenado was about to fart…that means it was about to explode around the whole school!
“Everybody put on your masks before it farts on us!”…”OK!” said the whole school.

Ohhh Nooo the tall Peenado is about to fart and then it was the end of lunchtime and playtime. Then when I was looking at the Peenado it disappeared…and I was so surprised about it. And then I told the teacher and she said “you didn’t see anything at all” and I was like “what, didn’t the teacher see it, or maybe it was just the kids that saw it.

WHAT? the Peenado Devil is here! and all the teachers can see it! and just me, I was the one that the Devil wanted…”HAHAHA!” said the Devil. You are mine, mine, mine!!! HAHAHA said the Devil!…to be continued.

hello my toilety friends nice to see you . now i’m gonna tell you about [ drum role please ]

dun dun dun THE PEE NAIDO STORY . okok now have a seat and relax ok starting now

and shhhhh . one very LOOD 🚽morning there was a dog . now this might sound boring but its not . his name was cheaky dog now he pooped and peed evry where but he knows very VERY unique hiding places to hide . now there was a maid [cut a long story short] she was a maid and evry time she sees a very itsy bitsy tiny thing on the floor her jaw will drop amazing right ok so the dog was sleeping and the maid was cleaning up the very wet puddle of warm yellow and hehe um disgusting pee it was so much tinkel that the maid had to clean it up with her bear hands but she got to wipe it up with a cloth tho YUCK . so the dog woke up but the maid dident think much about it but the dog peed all OVER HER she said OMG IM CALLING MY LAWYERS 📞 . the pee is very cold and i do not like it . then the dog said na na na na na hehe peeeeee on you . oh no the maid is getting me from the pee but he rememberd his super pooper hiding spots . so he hid on the couch but a poo seconds later KA POOM 🗯went the …….. OUCH said the dog but it was worth it for the dog because the maid broke her broom ahahahaha ok . so the maid was very grumpy but she needed a super pooper broom so she went to the market . then when she got her money out it was all soggy from the pee OMG said the maid but luckely the dog came with some money so the maid snached the money off the dog . but this time the dogs jaw droped but the dog got super pooper scared that he hid but he thought what am I doing in the sewer .  Obviously  that was the best hiding spot but he wanted a harder hiding spot so he stud right in front of the market that the maid was in he said ahhhhhh what nice day with a very cold drink 😋 yum but then the maid came out but all she did was harmless HE HIT THE DOG WITH THE SUPER POOPER BROOM  again well at least it was better than the sewer (not) anyways so the dog went home quietly . but he saw a ICE CREAM truck so he so he got the most coolest ice cream EVER so he rushed to the maid and gave it to her so the maid liked it but was silent.  So the dog got her the biggest bone ever but the dog was  jealous so chocolates 🍫 so he rushed to the maid again . She did say thank you but nothing els . So the dog waited all year for something (a few days later) it was the maids BIRTHDAY YAY so the dog was soooooo exited . The maid got a day off cool ay . But when the dog saw the maids cleaning supplies it was all dumped in the TOILET BIN the dog was very disepointed so the dog got the most exelint  ideas 💡 so he would buy the maid a super pooper hole pack of cleaning supplies so the dog gave it to the maid and do u know what the maid did???SHE HIT THE DOG WITH THE BROOM AGAIN just kidding . she was sooooooooooo happeeeee she hugged the dog soooo tight then the dog wanderd of to his hut [ a few weeks laterrr ] it was the DOGS BIRTHDAY 🎂 yupeeeeeeeeeeee the maid new already so the maid got the dog a super pooper limeted edition big tasty bone so the maid gave it to the dog and the dog went CRAZEYYYYYYYYY the next day the went [ drum role please ] dun dun dun FISHING 🎣 so they waited and waited and waited until. FINALLY I caught a fishy but the fishy started talking to the dog . Hmmmm what are u . A dog why do you look sooo weird . Why haven’t you seen a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious fish? No what do you think . Um yes ! Well do you know what the first letter of ugly is? No seriously no clue .YOU! Said the dog ahahahahhh said the maid . But do you know what the dog needed to go PEENADO oh nooooooo there’s water all around meeee I need to pee sooo bad . Buuuut it was hahaha to late he had already gone but it was on the boat 🚣‍♂️ sooooo the maid was leaning the opposite direction from the pee so it was moving to her faster but the boat was already starting to tip well every one knows that the maid is heavier than the maid so have fun in the rusty cold and poopey water . Hey and also I better warn u guys there is poopranas in there and mabey there’s sharks in there well yes ur right sharks don’t live in lakes or creeks only peeogators yeah so have fun 😉 ( splash splash splash ) help help help said  oath of them . finally they got on the smelly boat 🚣 DOGGY !!!! Nonono you have got the wrong person no not me not me not me well. Hope you enjoy 😊 this very VERY Poopey and peenado story yes I know I know it was long but one more thing I need to say bye bye 👋 ( bad dog sit )

Once upon a lime,I mean time there was a “peaceful” school called matipoop. Everyone was playing as usual , but something was strange, something was different ,something was wrong! And before you know it ,peenado struck again ! I know,I know that was fast but that’s just how it goes . It’s just that… oh! you want to know how peenado happened’s? well … WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE. oops sorry about that. Let me tell you about peenado .Lets look for those villain’s now. hmmm where can they be…Your right in the boy’s bathroom! There they are! See that gigantic poop over there, that’s Stink-a-roo the mischief poo. He’s the most stinkiest poo in the world. He’s also the world’s most dumbest poo in the world.He has a sidekick too.His name is Uranus. Dun dun dun ……… Uranus has no sense of humour and is very in-polite.He’s only got one family in peenado land because the rest thought that he still has diaria (which he doesn’t any more). You see them doing that thing with that gun? that liquid is explosive! One touch and your GONE! Onto the super heroes ….What? what do you mean there not here! Oh! They are here !let me tell you about them.First we have BOB. He’s extra smart and is programmed to clean, clean, clean! He only super power is cleaning so just go along with it. His side kick is called Wiper. He’s a wipe, you can tell by the name can’t you? Anyway, Wiper was the one who made BOB . He’s made other invention’s but BOB was the strongest robot of them all. Wiper got a signal from peeqauter’s alarm room.PEE POO PEE POO PEE POO!!!!”stop the alarm BOB,STOP IT!!!” . “@O&K*” said BOB as he cut’s of the wire. Alright,time to fight cr … PEE POO PEE POO PEE POO PEE POO PEE POO!!!!! I thought you turned of the alarm BOB!!! BOB did not turn of the alarm but cut the wrong wire so that meant that you could not turn of the alarm and they were doomed .And they couldn’t do there mission so better luck next time BOB and Wiper. But a miracle happened ……….. MR Amazing wonderful super cool handsome beautiful nice magnificent phenomenal tremendous banana face came to saved the day.When they went off to the bathroom .But when they went off the villain’s were gone!!! They searched every where but nothing!Finally they found them escaping through the window.When Uranus was escaping was almost out of the window MR Amazing wonderful super cool beautiful nice magnificent phenomenal tremendous banana face caught both of them at once and Wiper and BOB tied them up with a poop rope extra tight . Then MR Amazing wonderful super cool beautiful nice magnificent phenomenal tremendous banana face said: You party pooper,you ruined my pee-a-cure in my Poo-sion and now your all tied up.Uranus and Stink-a-roo looked sad and cried like a bunch of cry babies. Wiper,BOB and MR Amazing wonderful super cool beautiful nice magnificent phenomenal tremendous banana face saved the day . Good for them and that’s the end so later byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyee

One day The SCHOOL was having Lunch. 🍔🍕👎🏾 Someone screaed in the toilets. I went to Look .👀 it was not Lemon juice .🥤 Its wee. Gross! Every one thot it was gos . It is wee gross why would you drink 🍷 it . Gross wee comes out of your penes . Someone wanted to drink 🍸 it . No one ☝️ wanted to drink it because it was not yum 💩.

Ring Ring Ring! There i was,racing to my bag,as the bell rang.I rushed into the cloak bay,I was putting my lunch away when i smelled something funny,I looked through the window,on the toilet floor it was flooded with pee! Sitting in the middle of room was a flash looking boy,with spiky hair,nice sun glasses a golden chain necklace,a basectball vest,and brown boots.There was a sign above him that said”PEE DJ KEEP OUT!” (devil).I choose not to walk into the toilets,so I found another…solution! There was a ladder on the side of the building.I climbed up.when I reached the top there were 3 pipes,I wondered witch one I should take.There was a big pipe,small pipe and a medium pipe.I took the big pipe.It lead me…right on top of PEE DJ.I looked for a escape plan and for some reasine there were monkey bars on the roof.I clung onto them and made my way out of there.But on the way out someone named Bows winked at me from one of the toilets.Then she flung out of the toilet and shot her soap eyes at PEE DJ.PEE DJ fort back with his pee gun!Bows won the battle! PEE DJ shot out of the toilets and ran away. THE END!