Chapter 1 Drowning. upon a toilet there lived a little spider named Vpop. (Vice Principal Of Pee) It was sad because eryone was scared of him. One day a little girl came into the toilets and Vpop jumped onto the little girl’s shoulder without the little girl noticing. After the girl had done her stuff she walked out of the toilets.Just then the bell rang, it was time to go home. The girl hopped on her bike and rode away. The spider clung onto the girl’s shoulder as hard as he could but it was no use, the girl was going too fast and the spider fell off the girl and fell into a puddle of living peenado spray! “AAAAAAHHH!!! I’m drowning! Hellpp! Help! help.” Vpop just drowned in…

Chapter 3 Becoming a Superhero. When the girl entered the shop she already felt like a superhero. She found a cool looking cap that read: “I HAVE THE POWER OF POO!!!” The girl thought, “That looks great!” And took the hat to the counter. The man at the counter said, “If you’re trying to defeat a yellow, green, brown, disgusting, slimy, warm, fresh, cold, old, stinky, mouldy, slippery pee monster, this won’t work.” The girl didn’t care and bougeeeeewafvqwsery ub3n7ir678omway to stop that monster. When she got home she rushed upstairs and into her bedroom. She tried the hat on and as soon as she did a smell of poo swept all over the place and a heroic feeling of poo swept all over the girl. She decided to name herself V-P-O-P. (Vice Principal Of Poo)

Chapter 4 The Secret Plan. Suddenly there was a knock at the door, “Hello, honeeeeey! Why is there a smelly odour leaking out of the bottom of your door?” Vpop quickly removed her hat and all the bad smell went away and the air changed back from a greeny brown to a peachy pink. “Oh, never mind, the smell is gone.” The girl needed to think of a plan. An idea struck her almost as soon as the last sentence finished. This is how the girls plan went: First, she would test and see if she could shoot poo out of somewhere in her body. (Just not out of her bum!) If it worked, she would venture out to all of the places that the pee monster went and soak up all of the pee using poo from her powers. ” Yes!” Vpop said. ” “This plan will definitely pass!”

Chapter 5 Meanwhile… Meanwhile, the monster of pee was covering every single toilet in town in pee. Meanwhile, the girl was testing out her super poo powers in her backyard. WHIP! “Woah!” “That nearly got me!” “Watch it girl!” yelled an old man next-door named mr. Mc greggor. (He is allways mad because a bunny named peter-rabbit keeps slipping under his gate and stealing his crops.) “Sorry mr. Mc greggor!” said Vpop back.

Chapter 6 The Smelly Situation. The girl knew that it was time for her to defeat the monster. She left home and found the monster quickly. (It was easy because all she had to was follow a stinky trail of pee.) First, she shot the monster in the mouth, but somehow, it made the monster bigger! “Because this monster is made of stinky stuff, poo is stinky so it will only make the monster bigger! Maybe the man at the counter was right, this hat is useless.” thought the girl. “But I’ve got to at-least try!” So the girl thought up a plan, and fast! The girl then remembered what happened when her mum said she smelt something funny, when she took off her hat it all went away! She took off her hat and…

Chapter 7 The Happy Ending. The girl took off her hat and all the bad smell went away. She heard a faint melting oozing sound and looked behind her and all she saw was a little puddle of pee! Just then a bucket of water, janola wipes, a sponge and lots of other cleaning supplies popped up in thin air and started cleaning away at the puddle of wee! When they were done, they walked out the door and dissapeared. then a boy came out of his classroom, “Mmmmmmm!” It has never smelt this good in the toilets since they were made! Then the girl flew away. When she got home she threw her hat in the bin and said, ” Won’t be needing that anymore!”

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