Once upon a time Maui was at the beach by his house.It started to get cold so Maui and his brothers went on a gourney. So they had to go in the cave of doom. They had to pass the hunted house and then they had to go though the woods to get to the sun.So they passed the cave of dome went passed the hunted house and they just made it out of the woods.When Maui and his brothers got there.The sun was just coming up so they had to get ready fast and they got the sun but the sun fighted back so Maui used his fish hock on the sun they just moved the sun and they had more time to get work done.So they can make more food and make some more houses to live in.The end.

On one sunny day I was walking around the school and then I heard something something that can turn into a PEENADO! but suddenly “BING BING BONG, ever body escape from school bye bye” for now said Whaea Teresa to the phone and then the whole school panicked and then the whole world heard your school and then I was shouting “Stop panicking before the PeeDevil comes!!!”…”OK!” said the school. then the Peenado was about to fart…that means it was about to explode around the whole school!
“Everybody put on your masks before it farts on us!”…”OK!” said the whole school.

Ohhh Nooo the tall Peenado is about to fart and then it was the end of lunchtime and playtime. Then when I was looking at the Peenado it disappeared…and I was so surprised about it. And then I told the teacher and she said “you didn’t see anything at all” and I was like “what, didn’t the teacher see it, or maybe it was just the kids that saw it.

WHAT? the Peenado Devil is here! and all the teachers can see it! and just me, I was the one that the Devil wanted…”HAHAHA!” said the Devil. You are mine, mine, mine!!! HAHAHA said the Devil!…to be continued.

hello my toilety friends nice to see you . now i’m gonna tell you about [ drum role please ]

dun dun dun THE PEE NAIDO STORY . okok now have a seat and relax ok starting now

and shhhhh . one very LOOD 🚽morning there was a dog . now this might sound boring but its not . his name was cheaky dog now he pooped and peed evry where but he knows very VERY unique hiding places to hide . now there was a maid [cut a long story short] she was a maid and evry time she sees a very itsy bitsy tiny thing on the floor her jaw will drop amazing right ok so the dog was sleeping and the maid was cleaning up the very wet puddle of warm yellow and hehe um disgusting pee it was so much tinkel that the maid had to clean it up with her bear hands but she got to wipe it up with a cloth tho YUCK . so the dog woke up but the maid dident think much about it but the dog peed all OVER HER she said OMG IM CALLING MY LAWYERS 📞 . the pee is very cold and i do not like it . then the dog said na na na na na hehe peeeeee on you . oh no the maid is getting me from the pee but he rememberd his super pooper hiding spots . so he hid on the couch but a poo seconds later KA POOM 🗯went the …….. OUCH said the dog but it was worth it for the dog because the maid broke her broom ahahahaha ok . so the maid was very grumpy but she needed a super pooper broom so she went to the market . then when she got her money out it was all soggy from the pee OMG said the maid but luckely the dog came with some money so the maid snached the money off the dog . but this time the dogs jaw droped but the dog got super pooper scared that he hid but he thought what am I doing in the sewer .  Obviously  that was the best hiding spot but he wanted a harder hiding spot so he stud right in front of the market that the maid was in he said ahhhhhh what nice day with a very cold drink 😋 yum but then the maid came out but all she did was harmless HE HIT THE DOG WITH THE SUPER POOPER BROOM  again well at least it was better than the sewer (not) anyways so the dog went home quietly . but he saw a ICE CREAM truck so he so he got the most coolest ice cream EVER so he rushed to the maid and gave it to her so the maid liked it but was silent.  So the dog got her the biggest bone ever but the dog was  jealous so chocolates 🍫 so he rushed to the maid again . She did say thank you but nothing els . So the dog waited all year for something (a few days later) it was the maids BIRTHDAY YAY so the dog was soooooo exited . The maid got a day off cool ay . But when the dog saw the maids cleaning supplies it was all dumped in the TOILET BIN the dog was very disepointed so the dog got the most exelint  ideas 💡 so he would buy the maid a super pooper hole pack of cleaning supplies so the dog gave it to the maid and do u know what the maid did???SHE HIT THE DOG WITH THE BROOM AGAIN just kidding . she was sooooooooooo happeeeee she hugged the dog soooo tight then the dog wanderd of to his hut [ a few weeks laterrr ] it was the DOGS BIRTHDAY 🎂 yupeeeeeeeeeeee the maid new already so the maid got the dog a super pooper limeted edition big tasty bone so the maid gave it to the dog and the dog went CRAZEYYYYYYYYY the next day the went [ drum role please ] dun dun dun FISHING 🎣 so they waited and waited and waited until. FINALLY I caught a fishy but the fishy started talking to the dog . Hmmmm what are u . A dog why do you look sooo weird . Why haven’t you seen a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious fish? No what do you think . Um yes ! Well do you know what the first letter of ugly is? No seriously no clue .YOU! Said the dog ahahahahhh said the maid . But do you know what the dog needed to go PEENADO oh nooooooo there’s water all around meeee I need to pee sooo bad . Buuuut it was hahaha to late he had already gone but it was on the boat 🚣‍♂️ sooooo the maid was leaning the opposite direction from the pee so it was moving to her faster but the boat was already starting to tip well every one knows that the maid is heavier than the maid so have fun in the rusty cold and poopey water . Hey and also I better warn u guys there is poopranas in there and mabey there’s sharks in there well yes ur right sharks don’t live in lakes or creeks only peeogators yeah so have fun 😉 ( splash splash splash ) help help help said  oath of them . finally they got on the smelly boat 🚣 DOGGY !!!! Nonono you have got the wrong person no not me not me not me well. Hope you enjoy 😊 this very VERY Poopey and peenado story yes I know I know it was long but one more thing I need to say bye bye 👋 ( bad dog sit )

Once upon a lime,I mean time there was a “peaceful” school called matipoop. Everyone was playing as usual , but something was strange, something was different ,something was wrong! And before you know it ,peenado struck again ! I know,I know that was fast but that’s just how it goes . It’s just that… oh! you want to know how peenado happened’s? well … WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE. oops sorry about that. Let me tell you about peenado .Lets look for those villain’s now. hmmm where can they be…Your right in the boy’s bathroom! There they are! See that gigantic poop over there, that’s Stink-a-roo the mischief poo. He’s the most stinkiest poo in the world. He’s also the world’s most dumbest poo in the world.He has a sidekick too.His name is Uranus. Dun dun dun ……… Uranus has no sense of humour and is very in-polite.He’s only got one family in peenado land because the rest thought that he still has diaria (which he doesn’t any more). You see them doing that thing with that gun? that liquid is explosive! One touch and your GONE! Onto the super heroes ….What? what do you mean there not here! Oh! They are here !let me tell you about them.First we have BOB. He’s extra smart and is programmed to clean, clean, clean! He only super power is cleaning so just go along with it. His side kick is called Wiper. He’s a wipe, you can tell by the name can’t you? Anyway, Wiper was the one who made BOB . He’s made other invention’s but BOB was the strongest robot of them all. Wiper got a signal from peeqauter’s alarm room.PEE POO PEE POO PEE POO!!!!”stop the alarm BOB,STOP IT!!!” . “@O&K*” said BOB as he cut’s of the wire. Alright,time to fight cr … PEE POO PEE POO PEE POO PEE POO PEE POO!!!!! I thought you turned of the alarm BOB!!! BOB did not turn of the alarm but cut the wrong wire so that meant that you could not turn of the alarm and they were doomed .And they couldn’t do there mission so better luck next time BOB and Wiper. But a miracle happened ……….. MR Amazing wonderful super cool handsome beautiful nice magnificent phenomenal tremendous banana face came to saved the day.When they went off to the bathroom .But when they went off the villain’s were gone!!! They searched every where but nothing!Finally they found them escaping through the window.When Uranus was escaping was almost out of the window MR Amazing wonderful super cool beautiful nice magnificent phenomenal tremendous banana face caught both of them at once and Wiper and BOB tied them up with a poop rope extra tight . Then MR Amazing wonderful super cool beautiful nice magnificent phenomenal tremendous banana face said: You party pooper,you ruined my pee-a-cure in my Poo-sion and now your all tied up.Uranus and Stink-a-roo looked sad and cried like a bunch of cry babies. Wiper,BOB and MR Amazing wonderful super cool beautiful nice magnificent phenomenal tremendous banana face saved the day . Good for them and that’s the end so later byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyee

One day The SCHOOL was having Lunch. 🍔🍕👎🏾 Someone screaed in the toilets. I went to Look .👀 it was not Lemon juice .🥤 Its wee. Gross! Every one thot it was gos . It is wee gross why would you drink 🍷 it . Gross wee comes out of your penes . Someone wanted to drink 🍸 it . No one ☝️ wanted to drink it because it was not yum 💩.

Ring Ring Ring! There i was,racing to my bag,as the bell rang.I rushed into the cloak bay,I was putting my lunch away when i smelled something funny,I looked through the window,on the toilet floor it was flooded with pee! Sitting in the middle of room was a flash looking boy,with spiky hair,nice sun glasses a golden chain necklace,a basectball vest,and brown boots.There was a sign above him that said”PEE DJ KEEP OUT!” (devil).I choose not to walk into the toilets,so I found another…solution! There was a ladder on the side of the building.I climbed up.when I reached the top there were 3 pipes,I wondered witch one I should take.There was a big pipe,small pipe and a medium pipe.I took the big pipe.It lead me…right on top of PEE DJ.I looked for a escape plan and for some reasine there were monkey bars on the roof.I clung onto them and made my way out of there.But on the way out someone named Bows winked at me from one of the toilets.Then she flung out of the toilet and shot her soap eyes at PEE DJ.PEE DJ fort back with his pee gun!Bows won the battle! PEE DJ shot out of the toilets and ran away. THE END!

I know happened some lunch time it was funny and gross It was in the boys toilet when whaea vashti told the class that someone had peed on the floor we all laughed.It smells like a dumping ground It Feels like slippery oil.it Taste like space juice aka pee mixed with juice.it looks like Slime with maggots in it. The suspekt is mr but with his dumb magott sidekick mr Vernon. So hears why he’s dumb he dose it know what a butterfly is. That little dimwhit. back onto mr butt he’s an old grump and he never ever ever not in one million years bathed🛀🏻 or showered🚿not even a drip not even to get a PUPPY 🐶 if I was him i wold absolutely wash for a cute puppy enyway it was lunch time at Matipee as normal until an old stinky man creepd out of the boys toilets I think I was the only one who notes the did this little jiggly dance and said I’m evilllllll I know it’s him. Instructions of how to clean up pee. First get a mop. Two clean it up two slip in it. Mr butt diddint do eny more damage until I saw a scraped apple 🍎 I don’t know 🤷‍♀️ mr butt with his cheese lasso. Your prop apply wondering why a cheese lasso well your about to find out why he had a chesse lasso is because Vernon was the actuall Vallon. Sorry not sorry. So Vernon wanted his chesse lasso he can’t do bad things with out it . I Need my chesse he whaeld. I said stop right their I said what you gonna do about it said Vernon I said nothing could stop me I slammed my hand on vernon my hand was a bit sore but I didn’t care because I just defeated the worlds greatest villain. YAY 😀 but. He got up again so I just threw him in to a slide and maggot juice 🥤 went everywhere. It was like this goey green substance I am so happy for some reason mr butt was esey I just esaly yelled doughnuts and he ran into a wall so things went back to normal I had a sleepover with Vernon’s skull I went to see the newest Thomas movie with Vernon’s skull the very end.

Once upon a time something happened in the boys toilet when room 13 was in room 12 for karakia we all herd a flush and we sent someone to see what the sound was and we herd a BOOM and after the boom they was pee all over the floor and they was a smoke bomb and it was gross because it had pee all over it and because they was pee all over the floor we called it PEENADO.One day peenado happened and they was a super hero called super peepee clean up and one day peenado almost peed all over the floor but when super peepee clean up came to the rescue it was to late BOOM they was pee all over the floor and super peepee clean up did not under stand what had happened but he reconized the pee and the pee belong to master pee or one of his members.The next day peenado happened again and whaea Vashti had to clean it up when she went to clean peenado up she slipped and broke her BUTT.The next day we had whaea Rebbeca in are class room teaching for the day and on that day it was a peace full day in the boys toilet but in the girls toilet was master pee and he peed all over the floor and when a girl came in to the toilets they all sliped and broke there butts like whaea vashti when she was cleaning up PEENADO.But when whaea Rebbeca left PEENADO sruck again but super peepee clean up came to the rescue and spoted one of master pees members but it was to late BOOM one of master pees disappered and they was smoke all over the room.The next day bing bing bong can can we have some runners for rom 12 pita pit rom 12 raced to the office but in the boys toilet and the girls toilets they where so excited theey did not see peenado happen and they witnessed peendovagain and they where like why does peenado have to come to matipo school and he said quietly because l live right next to matipo school.The next day whaea Vashti was back and we court one of masters pees members but master pee cut him free and BOOM they where gone.The next day master pee and his cru came to pee all over the floor but super peepee clean up court them and they went to jail and also came to the rescue the end.

Chapter 1 Drowning. upon a toilet there lived a little spider named Vpop. (Vice Principal Of Pee) It was sad because eryone was scared of him. One day a little girl came into the toilets and Vpop jumped onto the little girl’s shoulder without the little girl noticing. After the girl had done her stuff she walked out of the toilets.Just then the bell rang, it was time to go home. The girl hopped on her bike and rode away. The spider clung onto the girl’s shoulder as hard as he could but it was no use, the girl was going too fast and the spider fell off the girl and fell into a puddle of living peenado spray! “AAAAAAHHH!!! I’m drowning! Hellpp! Help! help.” Vpop just drowned in…

Chapter 3 Becoming a Superhero. When the girl entered the shop she already felt like a superhero. She found a cool looking cap that read: “I HAVE THE POWER OF POO!!!” The girl thought, “That looks great!” And took the hat to the counter. The man at the counter said, “If you’re trying to defeat a yellow, green, brown, disgusting, slimy, warm, fresh, cold, old, stinky, mouldy, slippery pee monster, this won’t work.” The girl didn’t care and bougeeeeewafvqwsery ub3n7ir678omway to stop that monster. When she got home she rushed upstairs and into her bedroom. She tried the hat on and as soon as she did a smell of poo swept all over the place and a heroic feeling of poo swept all over the girl. She decided to name herself V-P-O-P. (Vice Principal Of Poo)

Chapter 4 The Secret Plan. Suddenly there was a knock at the door, “Hello, honeeeeey! Why is there a smelly odour leaking out of the bottom of your door?” Vpop quickly removed her hat and all the bad smell went away and the air changed back from a greeny brown to a peachy pink. “Oh, never mind, the smell is gone.” The girl needed to think of a plan. An idea struck her almost as soon as the last sentence finished. This is how the girls plan went: First, she would test and see if she could shoot poo out of somewhere in her body. (Just not out of her bum!) If it worked, she would venture out to all of the places that the pee monster went and soak up all of the pee using poo from her powers. ” Yes!” Vpop said. ” “This plan will definitely pass!”

Chapter 5 Meanwhile… Meanwhile, the monster of pee was covering every single toilet in town in pee. Meanwhile, the girl was testing out her super poo powers in her backyard. WHIP! “Woah!” “That nearly got me!” “Watch it girl!” yelled an old man next-door named mr. Mc greggor. (He is allways mad because a bunny named peter-rabbit keeps slipping under his gate and stealing his crops.) “Sorry mr. Mc greggor!” said Vpop back.

Chapter 6 The Smelly Situation. The girl knew that it was time for her to defeat the monster. She left home and found the monster quickly. (It was easy because all she had to was follow a stinky trail of pee.) First, she shot the monster in the mouth, but somehow, it made the monster bigger! “Because this monster is made of stinky stuff, poo is stinky so it will only make the monster bigger! Maybe the man at the counter was right, this hat is useless.” thought the girl. “But I’ve got to at-least try!” So the girl thought up a plan, and fast! The girl then remembered what happened when her mum said she smelt something funny, when she took off her hat it all went away! She took off her hat and…

Chapter 7 The Happy Ending. The girl took off her hat and all the bad smell went away. She heard a faint melting oozing sound and looked behind her and all she saw was a little puddle of pee! Just then a bucket of water, janola wipes, a sponge and lots of other cleaning supplies popped up in thin air and started cleaning away at the puddle of wee! When they were done, they walked out the door and dissapeared. then a boy came out of his classroom, “Mmmmmmm!” It has never smelt this good in the toilets since they were made! Then the girl flew away. When she got home she threw her hat in the bin and said, ” Won’t be needing that anymore!”

THE END

It was lunch time and i was on field ring ring ring raced

of back to class i found out there were EXTRA 20 mins.

i went back there were 14 kids then the bell rings i was working

i need to go toilet whaea vashiti there were pee guns on the floor is squirted more and more pee

it looked like orange juice i looked up there he was he said we better gap

well that was easy i was walking out the door i saw a bow tie throwing over the

humongous room i looked behind the door it was them with the bow tie. yeah them

…….. kiway is that you yeah its meeeeee it was the cleaner Torrancex he is a really

naughty boy. the one beside Torrancex there he is come with me 111 ring ring ring noooooooooo